Hey! how about a joke?
Drunk guy to drunk girls hailing a cab: Hey there, ladies. Happy Halloween!
Drunk girl #1: Sorry, I'm not drunk enough to go home with you.
Drunk girl #2: I am!
Another one:Hobo (vagabond): Hey! Spare some change for an old hippie to buy some pot!
Old lady, dropping in some change: At least someone is honest these days...
Do you know any to start the New Year having a laugh?
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